Talon Von Bagan

Goes by many Names end of Days lord of Ragnarok harbinger of the apocalypse And his Favorite God of extinction He leads the fists of Ragnarok with an iron fist do not defy him or he’ll show no mercy He destroyed many universes before reaching ours many tried to oppose him but none had lived to tell the tale he’s a cold blooded killer he even likes giving everyone a slow and extremely painful death he hates life as well
Talon Von Bagan: all of you are Pathetic why waste your time fighting you’re only delaying the inevitable
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von schrottenberg

von Schrittenberg is an gut that cant Quit smocking
Max Lecher is a von schrottenberg
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Von w

Von w is one of the people who will never remember anything. He will forget every 2 seconds and he just does the dumbest things. He's a very kind guy with a heart filled with Jesus. He doesn't like staffies and he runs weird. He can be very funny and his laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke! But usually everyone likes to be around him and he keeps the party alive.
Person 1: Wheres Von w ?

Person 2: Oh he's busy being chased by a dog
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Von w

Von w is one of the people who forgets everything ! He will forget every 2 seconds. He is a very funny person but he's laugh is sometimes funnier than the joke ! He's someone with a kind heart filled with Jesus and love. He doesn't like staffies or people who don't eat sushi. Von w is someone who will keep the conversation alive and he does the most stupidest things !! Over all he is just someone who is fun to be around.
Person 1: Where is Von w?
Person 2: Oh, he's being chased by kyla's dog !
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Von Rausing

When one is inside a woman's vagina having sexual intercourse, and one carefully plucks a pubic hair without her noticing and places it upon your upper lip attaching with a small amount of pussy juice and horse semen. Because Von Rausing had a thin moustache and survived horse rape when he was 5 years old.
Yo Bro last night i von rausinged this girl, it was sweet!
by Nickplo April 28, 2009
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Oliver Von Sicard

He,s a tall hair with black hair, and he is trying to look good every day by having gel in his hair. he is gymnastic and has fake muscles. he has a small dick. he has a very small penis. deez nuts
Oliver Von Sicard has a small dick
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