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Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.
After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.
by NickEpic July 29, 2012
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Vodka

Vodka
by UltimateDoge July 19, 2025
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13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday
13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.
by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023
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vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.
I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.
by Thequantum August 26, 2022
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tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.
"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"
by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021
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Capri-sun Vodkas

A drink promising side effects which will render you a crying mess, convince you everyone is married and theive your ability to walk or bunch together more than 3 syllables, however as if by magic when you see ya girl this mysterious concoction will make you promptly obtain the persona of a high class russian stripper.
I cant believe you gave them capri-sun vodkas again theyll be slut dropping to asda convinced theyll see kevin costner then mourning the death of Tobey Maguire as spiderman in no time
by JuicyOliwia6669 September 21, 2017
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Russian Vodka

Another word for nothing: An empty glass, because vodka has been withdrawn by all pubs and retailer's across Europe pursuant to the Russia Ukraine war.
Dude 1: It's your turn to buy a round.
Dude 2: I will get you a Russian vodka then.
by a_fool March 4, 2022
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