vodka friday

every friday is when you drink a shit ton of vodka. it's mandatory to drink as much as possible, since that's the friday way

hey it's finally vodka friday

i can't wait until vodka friday

by retired jeff July 31, 2020

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 9, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

vodka

A clear, strong alcoholic drink made especially from grain or potatoes

This is my second glass of vodka.

by bluestinger66 December 7, 2022

Vodka Heater

A common drink for degenerates that contain Vodka & Redbull but ideally, proportionally higher on the vodka.

Synonymous with Vodka Redbull, DVR (double vodka redbull), and Defibrillator as each of these bring you back to life.

Quan: No way I’m going out tonight, it’s way too cold.

Not quan: yo man, fuck the weather, we’re heating up tonight. Vodka Heaters coming in hot my guy.

Quan (3 hours later and 6 Vodka Heaters deep): let’s go to a strip club. I can go all night

by VodkaHeay July 1, 2022

vodka surprise

A simple mixed drink consisting of any random flavored vodka + soda water. Basically a vodka soda but flavored.

Can be drank as a game where you have to guess the flavor which the bartender confirms. You can also sub soda for flat water.

I’d like a vodka surprise please, anything but orange.

by Thequantum August 26, 2022