Vegetarian

A variant of the “Vegan” species they actually tend to be rather respectful from my experiences, and are much less insufferable than the extreme “Vegans”

Friend:”Hey I’m going out for a burger, would you like one”
Vegetarian friend:”No thanks, I’m a VEGETARIAN. but you can eat whatever you want, it’s just your lifestyle choice.”
Friend:”That’s cool.”

by Blacklisted Omnivore December 14, 2017

vegetarian sloppy joe

Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.

Or

Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.

I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.

by King Small PeePee January 11, 2018

Vegetarian

A fucking retard

You see that guy who regularly does not eat meat, yea he’s a vegetarian

by HerosAssasin January 21, 2019

vegetarian surfboard

An outdoor bodysurfing orgy involving sprouts, carrots, and a good time.

"We surfed her veg all night"
"Yeah, it was a real vegetarian surfboard"

by sproutgirl April 13, 2014

Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans

A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.

“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.

by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020

vegetarian librarian

A comedic way to say a lesbian.

Hey dude did you go out that cute librarian yet ?
Hell no, man she's a vegetarian librarian. She's likes women.

by DUFF GIRL June 18, 2014