Vegetarian

A vegetarian is a woman who doesn't like sausage, so instead, she jams long, fat fruit and vegetables up her cunt. Nice!

"Oh Im so sick of the men in this city, im going to turn vegetarian and jam some fruit up my cunt. Yay!"

by nucc August 1, 2007

vegetarian

Village idiot who cannot fish, hunt, or ride.

Meat eater:
Hey! Look! It's the funny looking vegetarian guy who can't hunt! Let's all go make fun of him!

by Everlasting First December 15, 2008

Vagetarian P

Pizza that is loaded with so much topping that you'd rather choose to only eat vagina and thus become a Vagetarian.

That Vagetarian P was so gross that Amy decided to become a full-time vagetarian instead of eating a slice.

by Mr. Vag March 28, 2007

Vagetarian

like a vegetarian, but for vagina. A vagetarian only eats pussy.

Girl: "yeah i think im gonna be a vagetarian for a week, and see what its like"

by Hello.Sunshine July 27, 2009

College Vegetarian

A college student, that, with his newly found independence, and his newly found distaste for meat on campus, becomes a vegetarian.

My parents forced me to eat meat, but now i'm a college vegetarian.

thats a shame. we were gonna let you come with us to dinner.

you suck.

ha.

by yii May 15, 2009

vegetarian torture

A food or event designed to break a vegetarian's willpower so that they're compelled to eat meat. Examples of vegetarian torture include BBQ, Bacon, Thanksgiving, Pulled Pork.

I had to sit through a catered office meeting and endure the vegetarian torture of smelling bacon for two hours! Of course I broke down, bacon is my vegetarian kryptonite.

by Silver-Tongued Angel November 2, 2010

Vegetarian

Contrary to popular belief, the word "Vegetarian" refers to individuals who have proudly given Vegeta a blowjob. Therefore, Vegetarians are actually quite fond of meat.

You're the first person I've ever met who wasn't a vegetarian.

by no, the other guy January 7, 2012