Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

Backwash vodka

Vodka that has been opened or was open for a while

Tim: dude we don’t have vodka

Steve: Just grab the backwash vodka!!! Hurry we’re gonna be late

by Satansbaby310 November 14, 2018

Vodka

Russian water

My family is Russian so our sink runs on tap vodka

by Mbslayer123 February 28, 2019

Vodka

The thing that keeps you alive

vodka gave me life

by yourlocalcrackhead June 4, 2018

Vodka Clit

When a female is unable to get physically aroused due to heavy alcohol consumption.

I didn’t have good sex with Michael last night after getting home from the bars, I had vodka clit and he had whiskey dick.

by gaydancer January 28, 2019

vodka baby

Like a coke float, but with potatoes and vodka.

Ah Vodka baby, good choice lad

by Potatoes spawn September 20, 2018

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 9, 2023