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Unicorn

A majestic horse looking creature with a horn that for centuries had been hunted down for its blood that they all turned into narwhals for protection and will onday hopefully turn back into their unicorn form.
Why do unicorns and narwhals both have horns?
Because they are the same creature in different forms!
by Pan daz 4 life October 13, 2017
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Unicorn

When she’s tongue deep in your arse with the presence of mind to jerk you off at the same time.
Last night wifey gave me unicorn.
by Lanky Tone January 18, 2018
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Brown Unicorn

Term coined on "The Dan LeBatard Show with Stugotz"
Brown Unicorn sounds like something you would find on Urban Dictionary.
by TheTruth1379 August 4, 2016
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Unicorn Pants

When a male has an erection that resembles having a unicorn horn in his pants.
Example 1: "Hey Don, check out unicorn pants over there leaving that strip club."

Example 2: "Michelle's mom came home when we were messing around downstairs. She asked for help bringing in the groceries and I had a major case of unicorn pants."
by -Kley- December 30, 2007
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gay unicorn

A gay guy who's legitimately interested in finding and forming lasting relationships (friendships or otherwise). Typically attracted to intelligence and personality over beauty. Typically value open communication and insightful conversation about topics not necessarily involving all things gay or sex. Typically attractive, but overlooked. Usually the nice guy who's almost always friendzoned before even being considered for a relationship. Often the one person gays WANT to find, but also the same person they REFUSE to find... (Mr. Right or Mr. Right Someday vs. Mr. Right Now)
GayGuy1: Hey, you got pics?? ;)
GayGuy2: How about we meet first and see if we click??
GG1: Whoa! A gay unicorn!? (if they were to actually respond at all, which is rare)
by Sebaba June 7, 2016
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Unicorn Island

A fictional place invented by Superwoman (Lilly Singh) in which everything is perfect, and everyone is always positive and nice. Anyone can go to Unicorn Island, and it can have whatever you want it to have. It is the best place in the world...
I am so mad.

Dude, just take a trip to Unicorn Island, you'll feel so much better.

Really, you think it'll help? What is it?

It is whatever you want it to be. No one is going to judge you, and everyone and everything there is positive.
by BoiGotNoSwag September 24, 2014
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enchanted unicorn

The enchanted unicorn is when a male tea bags a prone female, while sporting a hard on errection. The penis seemingly protrudes from the woman's forehead, as in a horn. Hence, an enchanted unicorn.
"Markham, I totally pulled the enchanted unicorn on your mom last night. She was magical!" said Zach.
by Doubleblinddate April 1, 2011
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