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Turbo twist

"Turbo Twist" is when a bitch twists her hand while jerking and sucking you off.

Founded by Swooper
Prosper: Hey awp i think you are a god at fortnite.
Swiper: Prosper is given you the turbo twist suck today huh awp.
by SwiperThe1 June 6, 2018
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Turbo thinker

origins: Heather Blue, licensed massage therapist and Turbo thinker.

n: an individual who can effortlessly respond to divergent (or varied in number and novelty) lines of thought at once and offer divergent list of responses in return. Signified by rapid stream of consciousness responses which may seem like a laundry list of possible outcomes, data, analysis or hypotheticals in which the questioner wasn't even thinking about. Expounds exuberantly and unaware he or she is doing so.

Prone to inducing sensory overload in listeners due to all together too much information.

Sometimes confused with a shit talker, but remains more relevant to the subject matter of the topic of conversation. Also may be confused with a 'know-it-all' but without the tell-tale condescension or hubris.

Occasionally found with backgrounds in linguistics, aesthetics and animal husbandry. Sometimes but not exclusively found working in Health food stores, local co-ops, electronics sales or coffee shops.
"Holy fuckin swampdonkies, that Jenkin kid's a wicked friggin turbo thinker! I run into him where he works at the hardware store, asked about lint rollers, lightning rods and aluminum foil and couple of hours later I walked out of there thinking down was up, the Grand canyon was a big hole to dig and god made math to confuse monkeys! I frig near stubbed my brain stem."
by rob dianome October 28, 2008
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Turbo-stat

Before now.

......You're already late.
"I need those papers on my desk turbo-stat."

"I'm ready for BJork's album to drop turbo-stat."

"I want that guy's dick in my mouth turbo-stat." (valley girl voice optional)
by deadpool408 April 15, 2014
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turbo fag

n-A huge douche bag. One who prefers to take it in the ass more than a normal faggot.
The Student Council of certeain New England Boarding School is full of turbo fags, actually they are turbo fag 9000s. (see turbe fag 9000)
by Anonymous March 4, 2003
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woah there turbo

what you say to someone when you want them to chill out.
Woah there turbo, don't be getting up in meh grillz!
by effin a cotton January 19, 2010
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turbo shuffle

a sub-branch of the popular underground dance, the melbourne shuffle, also known as the shuffle. the turbo shuffle is perdominantly shuffled to hardstyles music and some other electronica / dance / house musics
only a select few are able to turbo shuffle, however mystery surrounds those few people as they must go through a difficult grading process which wittles the populous down to the very elite allowed to turbo shuffle
Richard: "Dude, Can you turbo shuffle?"
Nathan: "Does a bear shit in the woods?"
by Turbo Krew May 24, 2008
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Turbo Phallus

An even bigger, stupider version of a Phallus.

phallus
God, you are such a Turbo Phallus!
by Tom Scott February 12, 2003
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