turkish

1. Altaic/Tunguistic language that sounds like spitting food at a high volume. More or less intelligible with Turkmen, Uzbek, Kazakh, especially Azeri, and sortof related to Mongolian, Hungarian, and Finnish.
2. A citizen of Turkey.
3. Insanelly awesome food, way better than Greek.
4. Ancient Asian nomads characterized by grunting, raping, and pillaging Persia and India, later Armenia and the Byzantine Empire.
5. Horridly corrupt government that still denies the Armenian Genocide and on-going repression of Kurds.

Yo I'm really hungry, let's go for Turkish.

by tuma October 6, 2006

turkish fart

When you try to sneak a fart out and it turns into messy surprise

Otto had to leave work early to change out his pants after squirting out a turkish fart

by malibulivin March 22, 2008

Turkish Hotdog

A sexual act in which the man does the chik up the batty wifout a rubber and then gets her 2 suck da shit off his Pump action yoghurt rifle

Dude, that bitch was so fuckin skanky, i gave her a turkish hotdog man!

by Lord Schubert May 17, 2006

Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.

"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"

by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012

turkish squirts

The leftovers (dry or wet) of butthole shrimp

After daniel had some butthole shrimp he had some bad turkish squirts afterwords

by turkish shrimp February 8, 2009

TUFIS

Originating in Sydney, Australia due to the city's peculiarly large proliferation of orange-skinned trashbags eager to have every one of their orifices filled with cock, the acronym 'TUFIS' emerged as a convenient way to differentiate easy lays who will readily accept the raging contents of your balls into their vaginas where more challenging Saturday night fare might resist.

It is pronounced 'Too-fis' and stands for 'Totally Up For it Sluzza'. The plural form of the word remains the product of endless debate, but 'TUFI' ('Too-fye') or even 'TUFISes' may suffice where there is more than one filthy cum-gurgling slut in attendance.

"The fake tan on this TUFIS is rubbing off on my shirt, man. You dance with her."

"I am so gonna smash that TUFIS in the salmon cavern."

"I think my mum might've been a TUFIS. How else do you explain my 10 half-siblings?"

by tobosaurus February 7, 2012

Turkish Tumble

The turkish tumble consists of a sixty-nine standing while doing improvised back hand springs only with the feet.

We did the turkish tumble down 10 flights of stairs

by Con-Artist March 9, 2005