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Trouser Bark 

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract
After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark
Trouser Bark by Travis Bell October 24, 2003

Trouser Willy 

A penis created by your trousers when you sit down and your flies roll up. Not actually a penis.
"Wooaaahhh, look at how big my trouser willy is!"
"Phwoar."
Trouser Willy by Joelle M May 21, 2008

Trouser Troll 

A woman who is looking to get in your pants.
One who trolls for trouser snake.
I picked up a trouser troll at the club last night and woke up at a motel in a bathtub of ice with a missing kidney.
Trouser Troll by Knowyershit October 5, 2012

Trouser Debris 

The collection of matter that, while on the toilet, falls from your crotch area upon the seat rim after a particularly long, hot day.

This usually consists of pubic hair, dried out skin Duck Butter, and rolled up fragments of underwear material.
Andy: (Returning from the restroom) You wouldn't believe the amount of trouser debris that just came off me.

Steve: Eww dude, I'm trying to eat here.

Andy: My bad dude.
Trouser Debris by zlliwnuahs July 6, 2015

trouser snake 

crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?
trouser snake by squidwardo April 16, 2011

blimey o'rileys truosers 

an expression used when suprised. along the same lines as gosh! and by jove...!
blimey o'rileys trousers! thats a long line and a half!