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A Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis is basically a Jewish man who wears a traffic cone; generally used in road work and diverting traffic, on his head which is the uppermost region of the human body. Whilst he masturbates his penis on the side of a Downtown LA street while 6 to 8 Muslims from the local mosque watch him smother ham on his penis
Jew 1: did you hear that Jewish man wearing a traffic cone on his head while beating his meat naked on the side of the street of downtown LA while 6 to 8 members of the local Mosque watch as he then proceeds to smother ham all over his penis.
Jew 2: No.
by JewishCock August 21, 2021
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ONE WAY TRAFFIC

ONE WAY TRAFFIC , CANT FIND THE OTHER END TO GO RIGHT WAY, DOWN ONE WAY!
Fuck this shit, if I drive in reverse I'm going the right way down one way traffic! Noone will know!...everybody knew and called others to let them know I was coming!
by Love, Diana.M December 4, 2024
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Traffic Light Event Horizon

While approaching a green traffic light when driving, it's the point you make a mental note of, X feet before the intersection, where you're going through light even if it turns to yellow. X varies on the mph of the vehicle and the risk-tolerance of the driver. A feeling of relaxation often accompanies passing the event horizon of a traffic light, in particular when in a rush or for known long red lights.
I thought for sure we were already passed the traffic light event horizon, but Becky slammed on the breaks when the light turned yellow and my blue coconut slush fell and spilled all over the floormat or her Hyundai Elantra.
by Mr Nutes April 20, 2025
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Traffic

Basketball term for defenders in the paint, when a player drives in the defenders will attempt to cut off lanes 'thereby traffic'
Break Em Off by Paul Wall
"I'm higher than a satellite, crawling like a baby
maneuvering through the traffic like I'm Tracy McGrady"

Westbrook drove the ball into traffic before kicking it out to Harden in the corner.
by CandyPaintedExcursion February 2, 2020
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Traffic Lights

Teach kids colours. Specifically red, orange and green
Boy:"Mum! It's Red! Now it's Green! And now it's Orange!! I love the traffic lights"
Mum:"Nobody does!"
by Jupiter82 June 26, 2019
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traffic sona

A persona you create for the Life Smp (a YouTube Minecraft series including 3rd Life, Last Life, and Double Life). Named after the Life smp’s three hearts 💚💛❤️ being traffic light colors.
My traffic sona is a character who likes pvp and has a pack of dogs.
by meowthekitty321 December 26, 2022
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