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go touch grass

if someone tells you to go touch grass, it means that you need to get out more.
eg: ryan was annoying so Lexi said: go touch grass😩 which means she is telling you to get out more.
by creatorsss April 21, 2021
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Torchthebridge

A message board that was created after Gabe from Penny-Arcade deleted the forums when someone referred to his girlfriend (now, wife) as being fat. After a move to EZBoards, SpookyMikal and Oknark banded together in a hilarious show of emo to create a message board that is now known as Torchthebridge, or TTB
Did you see the post on Torchthebridge? the PSP is $350!
by Tezkah October 9, 2004
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touch grass

When someone is delusional or acting unrealistic, like they don't know how the world works anymore, this is a way to tell them they need to get offline and experience the "real" world

Created during the COVID-19 pandemic, when everyone was instructed to stay home as much as possible, limiting the amount of social interaction people experienced to mostly-online.
Super-Woke Becky tried to tell me "touch grass" was ableist because some people can't physically touch grass. She's the queen of people who need to touch grass.
by Stagnation May 2, 2021
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Touch Tips

The act of two grown men pulling out their dicks and touching the tips of their dicks together. Usually performed in small groups when the individuals are very excited about something mutual.
Hey Bill, we won the project, we should Touch Tips to celebrate!
by Gobber May 28, 2012
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touchaphobe

A person who has a fear of being touched by/touching other people.
You want a hug?
No way, I'm a touchaphobe!
by Joflex June 30, 2006
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totchos

Nachos made with tater tots instead of chips.
Why did I wait so long to try totchos?
by Vezq April 19, 2015
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Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.
“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”
by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018
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