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Sardined Honkey Tonk 

Tight jean wearing red neck, specifically in reference to the hair pulling, ball shifting difficulties of wearing tight jeans for cowboy boot wearing hotties.
Sardined Honkey Tonk by FoxyFly January 7, 2018
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Two-Flush Tonka 

A shit so big it takes two flushes.
"Hey man, can you go flush your shit again? It's a two-flush tonka and I really don't want to deal with that."

Thomas the tonk engine 

A particularly large tonk (vape) that is often passed around the toilets of a private school. some may say it is passed around more than Taylor swift? its name is Thomas due to the unfathomably large clouds it produces. it is usually able to hot box an entire bathroom within 3 chongs.
Simon chap can I Chong on Thomas the tonk engine - his clouds really are spectacular *teacher enters* " urm chaps, is that a Tonk Engine im seeing?" students would reply along the lines of "ah yes sir it is" and the teacher usually says something like " ooh thats dank bruv give us a couple pullies"
Thomas the tonk engine by FATCATHY February 26, 2023

Big body tonka 

Tonka
A car that yeat mentioned
Big body tonka
A big body car yeat mentioned and unfortunately a bar
God, my head hurt, I been poppin' so many damn pills
Now my bread hurt, I just bought a crib up in the Hills
Got a big body Tonka, matte black, Forgi' wheels

all fucking honky tonk man 

To attack with a guitar.
Singer: "If you people at the bar don''t shut up, I will go all fucking honky tonk man on your ass!"

TAKING IT IN THE TONKA 

The act of getting ass plowed by another he or she or he-she. This also refers to consuming narcotics by cramming them up your poop shoot.
My Tinder date be taking it in the Tonka. She ain’t gonna be walking straight for a week.

Also reference :

I took a Perc in the Tonka, that’s it money.