Chee-ton

1. To relax; simmer down, chill.
2. Sex ;)

1. Dude chee-ton everything is gona be okay.
2. Nah dawg, it's too early for chee-ton, I already hit it in the morning.

by YESi_NAti0N April 26, 2011

A ton

Basically 27 (26)

TM: What was the final count?
Box Office Manager: We sold a ton at the door!

by MusicIntern December 3, 2023

La Ke Fen ton

A team that chokes an 18 point lead

The La Lakers are a La Ke Fen Ton team

by MegaMemeLordCarlWheezerXD January 13, 2023

F-ton

An extremely large yet very specific unit of measurement. It is an amount of some object that difficult to hold or carry to the point where one could not hold or carry a single more unit of said object. Obviously different people have different people have different capacities of holding or carrying; therefore, even though a F-ton is a specific unit of measure it is also an individual dependent variable.

Me: I just bought a F-ton of groceries.
Wife: Really you can't carry anything more.

Me: well, maybe I could carry one more bag.
Wife: then it's not an F-ton you jackass it's just a lot of groceries.

by xccs December 3, 2014

shit ton

equals 23 of any object

i had 2 dozen eggs i droped one now i have a shit ton

by stewie and jorden September 30, 2009

Metric fuck ton

Exactly 42,069 pounds, calculated to be the best measurement produced by the metric system.

That is a metric fuck ton of shit!!

by Gooberdiesel October 30, 2025

Fuck-ton

2 shit-tons, 4 assloads

Carl made a fuck-ton of mistakes on his final

by nevynevynolegs November 1, 2017