Biological thief

A man that promises a woman that he will make a baby with her, but it's all cock and bullshit story. He gives her a specific date when they would make a baby, but then as the time goes nearer he backs out and makes excuses why he can't make a baby at that time.

Margaret: Okay bill now is the time where we will have a baby. You promised me that it would be in February well here we are.

Bill: Margaret, I'm sorry, but I can't go through with it. I'm sorry that I misled you, but I have so much stress with work lately I can't imagine us having kids right now. Can you wait a little bit longer?

Well bill you are just a biological thief. Stealing my Reproducing years off me you fucking liar..

by Pat gently August 28, 2023

Penny thief

Clickbait YouTubers who have to many ads for a video that 10:01 long.|Ricegum

Bob: I met a youtube at Vidcon!
Mark: was it a Penny thief?
Bob: No, it was Lele Pons.
Mark: That is an oxymoron!

by Pettycrimes July 14, 2020

Couch thief

a. That friend who somehow always ends up leaning on your life, crashing on your couch, and gives you nothing in return, i.e. when you're all watching TV, the couch thief asks you to get a soda for them, and when you return they've stolen your seat.

Brian is a couch thief. He venmo-ed me to split the Uber, even though he had a free ride.

by 60MinutesInHavana November 22, 2017

Drama thief

A person who steal someone's drama

I stole his drama and his money, and his girl friend as well! he is now a loser. I am a bad drama thief!

by Goodchild May 14, 2015

Horse Thief

an insult for someone who has wronged you or betrayed you in some way.

Johnny: You broke my granny's special vase! You yellow bellied horse thief, you'll pay for this!

by kobwebster March 13, 2023

box thief

a lesbian who hooks up with other peoples girlfriends, often used in the prison context.

"that bitch is shady, stealing everyone's meat, she a box thief"

by dreadhead22 January 3, 2016

Thief

Mark Zuckerberg

Mark Zuckerberg aka Zuck the Cuck has copied and stolen intellectual property from MySpace and now Twitter to create copycat companies like Facebook, Instagram and most recently Threads. It's also a proven fact that Mark Zuckerberg ran companies steal users data even after they delete their accounts. He is definitely a thief!

by GloryDoge July 11, 2023