Max

Some fuck nut who can't walk,loves parkour and has a fucking massive head but don't worry cus his chin looks like my arse

*BANG* "what was that" "just max"

by Coffee table Kong club July 03, 2016

maxing

maxing out on all the food after gettin blowed

damn man i got the munchies i need to max!

by MrGrinch January 30, 2004

Max

A kids name that is the complete opposite of their size. They sit around all day on a PS3 or computer or annoy everyone. Future pimp.

Max: (nerdy, high-pitched voice) I got a 20 kill streak on highrise and I'm lvl 99 on all 30 of my runescape accounts.

Normal Guy: No one gives a shit.

by GooseDude2010 July 07, 2010

Max

The most of which something can be, or exist as a tangible item that one could touch, therefore, being within existence, which, because it is a state and not a place, cannot be located. Often used to make crappy things sound slightly less so, and also to make idiots think they're getting a good deal. ;Beckhard

I can still make you happy! To the maaaaaaxxx (max)

by Daniel Christensen, vunerable 14 yro March 12, 2007

max

gay, hairy not fun to be around. he can be a bitch at times. and tall

my friend is like max.

by sticky dog May 23, 2017

Max

he’s a smelly ass dude, he hasn’t found out that showers exist. He’s a Ethiopian, and a fucking caveman.

look at max he’s a bitch

by FridgeDog July 03, 2020

to the max

A stupid catch-phrase, only to be used in a time of irony or comic relief.

Awesome. Awesome to the max!

by Didda Tinkle May 21, 2004