by Meeewweeem July 04, 2018
n. 1. Exceptionally creamy, viscous fecal matter commonly occurring after a meal at White Castle or watching an entire episode of The View.
by Sir Spoonington August 05, 2008
by gringog February 19, 2022
A sandwich made from Marshmallow Whip (Fluf) and Peanut Butter on white bread. We all grew up with this jawn.
by ipOStrophe November 08, 2016
In sports, the greasy butter one feels on the sweatband of a helmet that is used by multiple people. It's a positive indicator that the helmet has never been cleaned. Helmet butter is ubiquitouslying noticed when picking up a sports helmet, is very greasy to the touch, and usually makes one grimace until they can sanitize their hand. Helmet butter is not USDA approved, even though it's viscosity is measured in calories. The FDA has started clinical trials as to helmet butter's efficient properties for being a gag-reflex inducer, and is likely to get approval.
Coachs handing out helmets to participants often say, "yuck, my finger is covered in helmet butter!"
by Dr Drew, PhD October 13, 2016
by flop dobbins May 06, 2014
A Large Creature, usually SJW with colored hair and Cat eye glasses. who rebels against body norms by huffing butter. (Proud Fattie)
by DestroyerofWORDS December 02, 2016