Talmud Thumper

One who uses the Talmud to attack/defame others' characters instead of as a guide to proper living. These people tend to be depressingly ignorant of anything else except the Talmud and behavior as expected by the religious.

That Talmud Thumper makes me so sick! Every day, he stands on my porch shouting about how I'm doomed to be an enslaved Goy because I haven't been circumcised!

by TheCiggyWiggy November 17, 2023

Pumpkin thumper

Someone who has such an intense and unhealthy attraction to individuals with red hair, pale skin, and freckles that they will only date or have sex with someone of the ginger persuasion.

"Why do you only date redheads? I can't imagine sleeping with one soulless ginger, much less exclusively!"
"What can I say? I'm a certified pumpkin thumper."

by PumaKiwi July 12, 2024

Chocolate Thumper

A male with a preference for performing anal penetration.

I know he's straight but I reckon he's a Chocolate Thumper

by Yorkshirecunt July 23, 2025

The Blue Veined Thumper

Ones Throbbing Penis

I awoke in the morning and the blue veined thumper was knockin'

by Redogg September 13, 2009

Andy’s Thumper

It’s not the biggest but it’s a good length but the real strength in this specimen is the speed and time it’s used, that’s why it’s called the thumper

Veronica: I had sex with Willem last night, he was huge
Ava: I had sex with Andy. Andy’s Thumper isn’t the biggest but it gets the job done

by Łøšęr March 16, 2021

Gertrude Wonton Thumper

When a man puts wontons in a woman’s mouth and then she gives the man oral sex

Hey baby, wanna do the Gertrude Wonton Thumper?

by Bobble McWobble December 21, 2025