Bored Out Of My Tree

A way to state how severely bored you are.

--What are you up to?

--Oh nothing much just bored out of my tree. Wanna do something?

by ohnow September 16, 2010

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

(adj.) a term used to describe an immensely ugly person, usually referring to members of the other sex.
The ugly tree being the source of ugly people (to grow on the ugly tree like a fruit etc. is to be of undesirable appearance).

Bob: (points to a female) good lord my dear man, take a gander at yonder female, she is quite hideous I do protest!

Bruce: (in disgust) I must agree old chap, poor lady seems to have fallen out of the ugly tree!

Bob: I would go as far as to say she fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down!

Bob and Bruce: (both scoff)

by Joyeuse May 13, 2008

one tree hill

The best freaking show EVER!!!! Has some of the hottest guys alive... Chad Michael Murray, James Lafferty, Bryan Greenberg and Tyler Hilton.

You can go fuck yourself if you dont like One Tree Hill!

by xoheartinohioxo August 8, 2006

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

b e e b e e b e e b e e

SUS According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.

by Big_Sussy_Amogus October 14, 2021

last one there is a penis pump

1. A saying yelled when racing to a given point, preferably when running over a pond that has barely frozen.

2. A general saying expressing excitement or anticipation.

The phrase was spawned from an edited "G.I. Joe Public Service Announcement" which can be found at: www.heavengallery.com/fenslerfilms/

While getting into the car to drive to Chipotle: "last one there is a penis pump"!

by spacecowboy November 18, 2003

One tree hill

(N.) Hands down the best tv show ever created in the face of God. Features the two most beautiful men on earth; Chad Michael Murray & James Lafferty. Overall, the reason to live.

Nikita: Man did you see how amazingly hotttt Lucas looked tonight?

Linz: Oh hellll yeahhhh! Only on ONE TREE HILL

by kitabo0o June 5, 2009

Toshing it out there

the act of warning people aroung you are about to insult them or say something racist.

"Just Toshing it out there, but black people from other countries are not really black people."

"Hey Sierra, just Toshing it out there that you look like a dirty slut today."

by tco11ins November 12, 2011