chair chubbing

When you lie down on your front, on a massage chair, to give yourself an enormous erection, to then give your misses a good seeing too.

Darling I’m just chair chubbing myself up and I’ll be good to go!

by Nobby’s Nuts December 1, 2017

Chair Male

A type of male that has developed the ultimate technique for asserting dominance. They walk over to you, steal your chair, and then sit upon it, making it stinky due to their forceful butt sweat. After this they leave, often performing the stanky leg as they walk away. They then judge you for not being able to tolerate the extreme stank of your recently dankified chair.

Kings are the ultimate Chair Males- they literally sit on thrones all day long, and then force other people to wipe their butt. They then commit tax evasion while forcing starving peasants to perform labor while crapping in holes.

by medium_dipper October 9, 2021

Dump Chair

Toilet.

I'll be right back, gotta use the dump chair real quick.

by Amity Park Ghost Boy January 4, 2022

Horible chairs

Horible chairs are something Anix calls the folding chairs in bloxburg

They are Horible chairs.

by MercuryOfficial July 9, 2020

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

Chair hug

A defensive move used to protect oneself from full body on body contact of a real hug, due to the unappealing nature of the other hugger. This typically consists of an obstruction placed in the path of the hugger participants, such as a chair.

Thankfully their last meeting was in a conference room and lee flawlessly executed a chair hug when Heidi attempted the obligatory goodbye hug.

by Lee337w November 8, 2013

The Malectric Chair

Going to sit down in a wooden chair and sitting on your testicles.

My Doctor said I need to stop sitting on my balls. He thinks I'm purposely giving myself The Malectric Chair

by Brett50Cal July 13, 2012