A woman who takes pictures of herself in a provocative, or outwardly slutty manner. Often times they'll post them to social media containing multiple hashtags looking for attention. More times than not, these women are named Cristabel.
by Stina2004 September 5, 2016
Get the Thirstymug. by mrqwerty112358 August 24, 2021
Get the Thirstymug. A male who likes every picture, status and tweet a female posts religiously desperate beggy rapeysloth
"Becky I've ignored the last 10 messages he's sent, so now he's liking all my pictures...the boys thirstyyy""
by Becki with the good hair October 26, 2019
Get the Thirstymug. Person 1: “Ooo that man is fine! He’s such a gilf.”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
Later that day
Person 2 to Person 3: “Person 1 is such a thirsty bitch! We saw Old Man Jenkins and she about passed out!”
Person 3 to Person 2: “Damn, she really is thirsty!”
by Leonora_Medici December 1, 2022
Get the Thirstymug. A Thirsty Hoe is someone who aggressively pursues sex and wealth, often disregarding meaningful relationships and personal integrity. They're known for their relentless chase of instant gratification, moving swiftly from one target to the next without a backward glance.
As soon as he got a glimpse of the celebrity lifestyle, he turned into a thirsty hoe, forgetting all his old friends and values.
by Saikonaut December 21, 2023
Get the Thirsty Hoemug. 1. Find a vehicle with a sunroof
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
2. Lay on top of car face down with sunroof open
3. Have your very flexible significant other suck the cream out of your pecker like a very dehydrated hamster
Hey bob I was hanging out with Becky last night and she gave Varner the new thirsty hamster cock milking yoga exercise.
by JOE THE GOAT March 1, 2024
Get the Thirsty hamstermug. A thirsty hamster is when a man lays across a sunroof on top of a vehicle, and allows his erection to protrude into the car, for a another person (man or woman) to perform oral sex as a hamster might suck at a water 💦 bottle.
by Mad Choctaw March 3, 2024
Get the thirsty hamstermug.