Greasing the Trombone

Purposely putting far too much lub on one's penis

He was greasing the trombone before pounding my pussy last night.

by ugnsriket September 13, 2016

Paris trombone

1. A type of bike rack used in Paris that allows two bikes to be locked on either side of the rack without the pedals clashing.
2. A variation on the rusty trombone, where both parties are also smoking cigarettes

1. I locked up my cargo bike at the Paris trombone down the street, it's really nice that it accommodates longer bikes!
2. I asked Rodney if she wanted to give me a Paris Trombone but she said she doesn't like the after taste of cigarettes so we settled on a rusty trombone

by RecklessPete December 21, 2023

Playing the trombone

Blow job

"After three martinis and with my pants on the floor around my legs she was really Playing the trombone if you know what I mean."

by WitchMD November 10, 2024

The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

You cover yourself in shit and done a line of ketamine off of someone’s dirty scrotum

Bred and mark engaged in The Lewisham Toungue Tickling Trombone

by Jenmim24 November 17, 2025

meaty trombone

Blowing a hotdog that is sticking out of someone's ass

Stacy was giving Tom a meaty trombone the other day

by Baggenesse March 5, 2015

Backblown Trombone

A rusty trombone, with the addition of the passage of gas or fecal matter from the receiver.

Bro, my stomach was messed up from all those spicy tacos and I accidentally gave her a backblown trombone.

by Shotgun Johnny March 22, 2019

Tromboner

An erection belonging to a male person playing a trombone or trombone-like instrument.

"I heard that Jeffery got a tromboner in band class at school today."

by Tygerlee78 April 11, 2020