Kaia attentively coos in response to her parents dark-humored baby talk, as you’d expect of Karen and Kyle’s semen-demon.
by Karen&KyleKoss June 16, 2022
When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
by Literally Batman September 09, 2023
The act of cuming (preferably with friends) into a pile and proceeding to coagulate it into a ball. Throw said ball at the nearest victem and yell "Yahtzee!"
by MaseTheMajestic July 30, 2018
(For boys that have long hair or live with a girl who does) (Except why the fuck would you masturbate if you have a girlfriend? Isn't that just for single people?) The hair all over the drain that *someone* forgot to clean out. See when i have time. You decide to masturbate in order to make you forget about your sad, lonely life. When you do, your thousands of unborn children :( are normally supposed to just go down the drain. Except, if there's a semen filter over your drain, it won't go down there. No matter how long that fucking shower is, when you pull that hair off the drain, it will be glued together with the help of your sperm. Then, you can just throw it away, making sure to place the hair clump jizz side down so nobody knows you've been fapping like a fucking loser.
Guy: *faps and finna busts a nut into his hand*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
Guy: (after shower) i guess now i gotta clean out the semen filter.
Guy: *picks up that ol' hair clump on the drain, notices cum on it. flips it cum side down and puts it in the trash.*
by 508gang July 05, 2017
by currykid4 April 16, 2016
Female 1: "I just found out I'm not pregnant! I had a real Big semen scare
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"
Female 2: "you dodged a real bullet there!"
by Holtz21211 March 30, 2019