Butter Miking the Ranch

When Someone Cums in a partly used bottle of Ranch Dressing and puts it back in the fridge for others to use.

I caught My roommate Ryan using the Ranch I bought without asking me first. That's why I Butter Milked the ranch last night. One ever caught me Butter Miking the Ranch!

by Beekeeper Jeff April 19, 2019

Raised Ranch Redneck

Used as a derisive term for an individual who espouses a “country” mentality despite having been born and living in the suburbs and therefore being totally removed from it. These persons will typically drive a large truck without actual need or practical use thereof, and wear camouflage clothing to Wal-Mart to signify their status. Country music, seldom used motorsports gear, and fast food are also trademarks of the lifestyle. They are commonly found in the Southeastern United States but may be found throughout the nation.

See that "country" boy driving that F150 past the mall? He really needs it to drive to work and back. What a raised ranch redneck.

by some guy! January 20, 2011

meanwhile, back at the ranch

A humerous phrase indicating a simultanious happening.

Derived from old Western TV shows or movies. Something exciting would be happening out on the range somewhere (or in town, etc), but at the same time something else would be happening at the home base, i.e. the ranch.

The bank is being robbed by Smoky Joe and the Goatnose Gang! Will Whitehat Willy be able to foil the desperadoes in time?

Meanwhile, back at the ranch, little Betsy has discovered a gold nugget in the family's stream.

by Athene Airheart May 3, 2004

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by DudeoftheDay March 20, 2005

Whitely Peak Ranch

A wannabe cow ranch with some of the most pathetic trout fishing. A place where horses respond to coyote callers and where city slickers live out there dreams to be cowboys. It is just west of Kremmling CO aka Kremtucky!!

Yo Bro you headin to Whitely Peak Ranch? Yeah man going to catch some guppies and get me a mustache ride....

Dude I just got back from Whitely Peak Ranch learned how to fall off a dirt bike and roll an ATV

by DeadPioneerLady October 7, 2011

Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.

Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.

by GingerMedic August 20, 2022

Egyptian Ranch Dressing

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.

I was out with the guys and they got Egyptian Ranch Dressing all over my face.

by RanchMaster May 15, 2023