Instead of drinking the day after a bender, getting back on the horse and drinking again to avoid a hangover, you choose to be a child and complain about a headache.
Jodi: Dude, look at Marko, why is he not getting back on the horse with us?
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
Travis: I guess he really likes to be petting the pony.
by Chelle-Belle June 01, 2017
Generally a woman that hooks up with truckers and lets them stay the night have sex freaky shit too usually for financial benefit (bills, trips, clothes etc) generally live in trucking hub cities or routes these women generally have 3 or more kids with fuckboy baby daddies and statistically live in the hood think of it as a level 2 or upgraded lot lizard
Trucker 1: Frank, did you find a new pet lizard for Jackson yet?
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
Trucker 2: I told you Bill, her name is Shandi!
by Tommybean September 02, 2019
The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.
Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.
Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.
by Rawrxs February 28, 2023
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by FyreFli January 24, 2018
When a girl is having sex with someone and they reach around and pet her asshole without penetrating it.
by Jabels225 December 17, 2011
when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.
Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester
by ShoshannaD January 06, 2010