pulled a pat

To penetrate a woman's rectum deliberately, but under the guise of accident, often as a perverse joke.

"She climbed on top of me, and as she was about to put it in, I thrust at just the right moment and totally pulled a pat. I've never had so much fun apologizing."

by rapescapades August 26, 2009

little pat

Also known as LP. An enormous gash; a gaping and disgustingly large gash. Most often paired with enlarged, swollen and hairy areolas

Little pat is a gash.

by Damilkissour July 30, 2017

Pat-Worthy

The art of being a swamp-donkey worthy of being with your friend named Pat.

That girl was so pat-worthy dude, she made me want to puke, man she was ugly!

by Meme1222 July 8, 2009

smackin' pat

slang for 'smoking pot'

(adult lurks nearby)
Emily: so you up for smackin' pat this weekend ?
Alyson: sure bitch.

by the loose one January 3, 2009

Nanny Pat

Nanny pat is such a gem she’s so fab. RIP

TOWIE VIBES

Mark wright: having you spoke to Nanny Pat recently Jess?

Jess: yes I have

by Nannypatxo1 November 8, 2019

Pat the Shroomish

Patting the most adorable Pokemon ever, Shroomish.

I pat the Shroomish almost everyday.

by I Love Shroomish June 14, 2023

pat mcnichol

Hipster with a mullet.

Hey Pat McNichol looks like a hipster night rider

by Bagel boy May 25, 2014