Hooker Hunting

Hooker Hunting, also know as HH or H^2 (H Squared), is the term most commonly associated with walking around casinos (mainly in Las Vegas) at 4AM and looking for women who look like hookers. These hookers are sometimes wearing camouflage, and hard to spot. But an experienced H Hunter can spot them anywhere/anytime.

TIP: If you see a woman sitting at the 1 cent poker/slot machines in club-like attire at 1-6AM, then you have found a hooker and you have successfully hunted it.

This term can be used in a number of ways: Oohhhhhh man, "Hooker Hunting" time! ... Hey bro, when are we going HH-ing?

by Hooker Hunter of the Year February 4, 2010

budget hooker

A filthy, dirty, rotten, ugly slut, with a face like a smashed crab that tries to get a guy to buy her a drink for the possibility of a sexual encounter.

"Man let's get the fuck out of here! It's too late to find a good lay now, all that's left here are the budget hookers."

"Yeah, but we're gonna have to slap our way out now."

"Rooooww! Here Boys! I'm thirsty!"

"Stand down biatch! (Crack!) Budget Hooker!"

by czech yoself February 18, 2009

$2 hooker

a prostitute that costs two dollars

Dang she looks like a $2 hooker

by Meowmagawd August 26, 2012

Pineapple Hooker

A Hooker of the Pineapple persuasion.

Brooke...You Pineapple Hooker!!

by Kooshii June 3, 2011

Hooker flu

Any type of cold or infection obtained from making out or sleeping with a slutty girl or guy.

I made out with her all weekend, but on Monday I woke up sick as a dog. I'm pretty sure it's the Hooker flu.

by The Ryan Richards December 16, 2008

hooker's ashtray

(n) The worst taste on earth.

(1) "That weed you scored was dope, but it tasted like a hooker's ashtray."

by A M Cossaro September 8, 2007

Hooker cooker

A hot tub, preferrably a 6 person. Used for the purpose of marinating and disinfecting such prostitutes.

That's just not cool that you're taking the credit for Hooker Cooker. #1 You could have told the true story that Mr. D told you he was planning a New Years Eve party dunking his favorites friends in his 6 person Hooker Cooker and #2 To my knowledge, you don't HAVE a Hooker Cooker!

My bad Mr. D! It was just funny as hell.

by wonhotho January 1, 2010