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Garage lettuce

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.
by Jaker17 January 20, 2023
mugGet the Garage lettucemug.

penis parking garage

A person's mouth that is large enough for at least 2 penis'
Samys penis parking garage was well known by all on the football team some times up to four would park at a timecock suckered
by gmoney February 24, 2015
mugGet the penis parking garagemug.

Garage Drunk

To reach a level of rowdy drunkenness that the house simply can not contain.
We left the party before they got garage drunk.

When I pulled up and heard “two doors down” by Dolly Parton blaring, I knew those bitches were already garage drunk.
by Madisonelvis March 27, 2019
mugGet the Garage Drunkmug.

shitalk garage

A bunch of kids with cars (tent to be mostly male) from nz that know nothing about cars but... think they know what their doing, tend to blame there tools.
When they screw up!
Shitalk garage/ Shitalkgarage means: Friend said “I’ll help you fix it your car”

This is a terrible idea by the way
by Shitalkgarage January 17, 2018
mugGet the shitalk garagemug.

garage sale me

when a person tries to pawn off their crap on you from either their cube at work when they clean it out or from home because they are too lazy to get rid of it themselves.
Dude, no I don't want your poster of a cat "hanging in there." Stop trying to garage sale me your crap.

Dude, stop trying to garage sale me your old "recylce" bumper sticker. I don't want your crap.
by downwithgilmore July 8, 2009
mugGet the garage sale memug.

Person Garage

The place where you put all of your friends that you aren't very close with (i.e. the back of your phone/social media accounts). You don't talk or hangout with them very often, so they end up buried underneath all of your other social media conversations.
*person sends you unfunny meme for the 20th time*

You: someone's going in my person garage.
by yeppbrep July 13, 2021
mugGet the Person Garagemug.

GARAGE SAILING

The act of going from one garage sale to the next, to the next, to the next, and so on and so forth. Taking a day or a weekend or a few hours to desperately search for other people’s junk.
Me and Fred are going garage sailing this weekend you should join us, we’re too broke to go to the store....
by Descriptiongiver101 August 16, 2019
mugGet the GARAGE SAILINGmug.

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