cork

A penis

Becky: So you guys had sex in his car?

Tammy: Yeah, when he pulled out his cork, I gushed all over his seat.

by AngryBananas July 30, 2016

cork me

shoving your finger up someone’s anal cavity after they produce a fart.

phil, don’t cork me! i just farted!

by bigcockrichard November 11, 2022

Cork mouth

A mouth with late stage tooth decay resulting in soft and brittle teeth, typically as a result of long term abuse of drugs like methamphetamine.

Did you see the crowd at the McDonald's on Welfare Wednesday? Lots of people with cork mouth.

by MinMax123 July 6, 2022

Cork sniffer

People who are apart of the New Aged Pipe Smokers.

Dang, you’re a cork sniffer?
Yeah. I love the new aged pipe smokers!

by Rileyh212 April 5, 2022

kettle cork

An insult used to describe someone who smells like a nasty ass popcorn flavor or someone who stinks or someone who’s attitude stinks

“SHUT UP YOU KETTLE CORK”
“She was Kettle Corking up the whole room”

by kettlepot December 2, 2018

cerebrum cork

when the government messes up your speech to try to denigrate you, discredit your testimony, or take you to jail.

The cerebrum cork hurt Rick Perry in the polls, minorities in court, and made people that are sober be caught for DUI.

by Coop Dupe January 6, 2020

Cork

Being antaginizingly quirky

You’re being such a cork

by Stankodank April 10, 2019