by mad hatter12345 December 9, 2008

by ALeN BaLeN April 28, 2003

short for "urinal copulator", this term refers to a man who is so insecure about the size of his penis (or about other men seeing his unit) that he stands absurdly close to the urinal while pissing. this gives any passer-by the impression that the man in question is actually trying to make sweet ceramic love to the urinal, rather than piss in it as normal males do.
dude, look at that urinal cop over there. i bet the splashback must be nasty. why doesn't he just back up a bit and arc it in?
by Jeff Urban (seriously, that's my real name) April 15, 2005

To feel up a girl when she isn't expecting it. Best time to do this is in a crowded area, so you can run off and can't be found. Then do it again.
When I went to my family reunion, my 3rd cousin, once removed, was in a crowd and her juicy peaches were calling me, so I ran up, coped a feel and ran away to the punch table, 2 feet over.
by Tommmmm November 12, 2003

Passive method of suicide by those without the guts to kill themselves. Involves entering or drawing a police response, then provoking a lethal draw of fire by either threatening with a real or fake weapon, or aggressive maneuvering towards the police officers. Life insurance policies may cover suicide-by-cop, whereas they wouldn't cover normal suicide.
by sonicbloom November 2, 2008

by **** September 22, 2003

Meaning to have a seat.
by Jamie Girl August 20, 2003
