cleveland pony

The act of shitting on your partners dick. Then running as fast as you can in the others asshole like an energetic little pony.

Damn that cleveland pony was great last night.

by Cleveland ponyoriginal May 31, 2016

Cleveland Slapper

The art of taking a shit on a womens face and than slapping it with an erect penis.

She became suicidal after agreeing to a Cleveland Slapper.

by radicalmathmatical September 21, 2016

CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER

(addictive)- When someone is taking a very hot shower and run up and rip a huge cheek-flapper in the shower and then keep the curtain/door closed so that the methane mixes in with the steam and permeates the entire shower.

"My roommate was using all the hot water so I gave him a CLEVELAND STEAMSHOWER and gassed him out."

by Jak_P0t February 12, 2020

kaitlyn cleveland

Awesome ,nice ,caring ,and most loving person you will ever meet . She will always make u laugh.

Who is the most loving person u know?
Kaitlyn Cleveland

by Kaitlyn Cleveland November 27, 2016

Cleveland Condensation

When you piss in a girls bellybutton and then take a bodyshot of your own piss out of her bellybutton.

Bro my girl and I got really freaky last night and decided to try the Cleveland Condensation.

by Frg00 December 2, 2016

Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.

Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?

by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017

Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.

This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.

by SarahKelly September 20, 2020