greasy susan

A sloppy toppy move you can gift to your homies.

A hairspray but it's made of the fake butter you get from microwave popcorn.

When you and your partner go on a spontaneous matinee movie date to a foreign war memorial movie and you go a little too far on the popcorn. And the butter is everywhere, EVERYWHERE. All of the wrong places

About to go on my third date with this person, maybe it's time for the greasy Susan ;)

by Rosie burns December 29, 2021

Slippery Susan

When you bang a soccer mom and shoot it in between her toes

Oh man I gave her a slippery Susan.

by Gaypex October 4, 2019

Susan

An overly melodramatic needy white woman who exaggerates and frustrates everyone around her while throwing pity parties around like rice at a wedding.

Stop being a susan...you're worse than a Karen.

by Mndaguilar February 5, 2022

Steaming Susan

The act of putting saran wrap over your face while another person defecates on it.

Steve wanted to bring the relationship to the next level so he asked Mindy to give him a Steaming Susan.

by Undercovermuthafunka November 15, 2018

susan edenfield

susan edenfeild is a pretty carinf creative person she gets hurt eaisly susan is an awesome drawer and once she finds someone she likes she loves them its hard for her to let go of them she cares about her closest friends

susan edenfield is a perfect person

by dayinaira misiewicz November 19, 2018

rusty susan

a band that was started before it meant a dirty condom swallowed by it's recipiant

rusty susan is much less vulgar than a used condom being swallowed

by rustysusan October 8, 2009

Susan

The name of a Karen's mom. If Karen doesn't get her way she will bring Susan into the picture .

Joe: That Karen's mom was a Susan
Frank: Yeah you can tell by her shitty car
Joe and frank: hahahaha

by Dad with no milk August 12, 2022