Sloth Fingers

the act of using the three middle fingers to lightly caress the back, arms, or thighs of the person you are pursuing sexually, usually under the influence of alcohol in the setting of a party.

Johnny was totally trying to have sex with me last night. I looked down at one point and he was giving me sloth fingers!

by curtkolbane November 03, 2014

sloth rag

When you mop your bloody Mary up and wring it back into your glass.

Tdog never had a bloody Mary just sloth rags, so he could always serve himself

by Zeke_89 March 22, 2018

Sloth

Sloth is a specky bam who gets his name for being a dopey bastard

Ross : wits happnin bro Lewis : fuck up sloth nae clue why ye still try talk tae is ya banger

by Nigger number two April 07, 2019

Sloth

A person that has a slower pace of life. They are that friend that’s main habitat is the couch and are often found ‘slothing’ round. They are your unemployed friend on a Tuesday and their spirit animal is the slow mammal.

“That person seems so dumb, not much going on between those ears”

“Yeah bro they are such a sloth”

by Jadoes December 01, 2023

sloth

coral. an ancient creature found in the ice age brought up by a racist dad and RAPED BY HER UNCLE!

girl "oh my god look at that sloth!"

by sean jacko June 21, 2008

Sloth

When one takes a dookie, but does not flush. The doodoo sits for hours and becomes crusty within the toilet.

Dude, there's a sloth sitting in the men's restroom.

by dookieman101 September 21, 2011

Sloth

Only the most beautiful creature in the world

I love sloths!

by MochaTheBunny March 15, 2019