by Anthony March 11, 2005
by G-Union December 09, 2003
A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.
“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”
by Dave Zed December 03, 2008
The deed of one dude freezing his dick and having a huge orgy with 5 or more different girls. All five girls at the same time suck thy bros dick to get it defrosted. Once that is completed the dude then closes up shop by giving all girls a special creamy facial. His dick will be so out of commission that he has to wait until next summer to open shop back up.
Guy1 -Yo Johnny guess what I just had?
Guy2- What?
Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?
Guy2- Ya
Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say
Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
Guy2- What?
Guy1- You know Latasha, BritAny, Latoya, Lafonda, and Lakisha, and Corney?
Guy2- Ya
Guy1- One man popsicle stand all I gotta say
Guy 2- oooooo best mayne deeds
by rowdy cowboy6912 January 02, 2011
A pornographic study of sex in the Ice Cream Industry. The original was created in 1986 by Wanker Productions. To date, there have been 43 sequels.
While Keith was preoccupied watching "Lets blow this popsicle stand! Volume 32". Mark executed a perfect Cincinatti Surprise. WHAT A MESS!!!
by Monty December 10, 2003
by JohnK May 20, 2005
Noun: When you pull a used tampon out of a girl and stick it up her ass, it becomes a chocolate covered cherry popsicle
by Chuck Tooth February 21, 2005