A duo that never quits and is never angry at each other. Great at everything they do like basketball, hockey, and lacrosse.
by Blobythechicken88 January 8, 2018
Get the neil and jakemug. A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014
Get the Fat Neilmug. he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
Get the Neilmug. A homosexual man may request to enter his partner by asking whether he can "Raid Neils Choc Box".
Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,
Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,
by The Keebler111 January 7, 2014
Get the Raid Neils Choc Boxmug. 
He's known as Eagle Eye Neil and can spot a violation as small as a fly's dick from 100 yards. His unquenchable thirst for telling on people that don't have a permit began somewhat mysterious. The legend is Momma Neil is an 8000 year old witch that got pregnant sucking Satans dick for a building permit. The pregnancy is said to have lasted 13 years before Neil was birthed from his mother's anus.
by DirtyBirdBerkis September 1, 2019
Get the Neilmug. Skinny white boy with a small ass dick and has glasses and will never get a girl at all and will be lonely forever
by Landonj58 November 3, 2020
Get the Neilmug.