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Neil

Neil is a very smart, rich boy who is very funny. He is very rich and will donate lots to charity. Neil can always make you laugh no matter what mood you are in.
Damn. Neil is so rich and generous
by davidmichaels September 6, 2019
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Neil

Someone who tries to call you every day ( they’re rehearsing what to say when the truth comes out)
Neil:“I’ve been working on a unified theory”
Neil as well also:“If I make it through tonight everybody’s gonna hear me out
by Your moms secret furry account September 26, 2022
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Neil Diamond

When a man ejaculates on one’s knee cap.

Like a Pearl Necklace, but when seamen is targeted at the knee cap, it is indeed a Neil Diamond
“Ron, when you are finished, will you please give me a Neil Diamond”
by Alexc0524 January 4, 2020
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Neil

A very short homosexual who is known for his awful humor. Despite this, he still thinks he is funny. He failed every test in school so he works as a male stripper now. He has spent most of his life sucking the tip of it
"What's that?"
"That's Neil.
by ZacAttak October 29, 2025
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Neil

The most interesting and smartest man alive. He is always social and makes good friends anywhere he goes. Has a good sense of humor and puts others before himself. Let not these traits fool you as he is secretly plotting to take over the world. Under all the superficial exterior is the embodiment of black air force energy.
"Hey, Dave have you met Neil? "Yeah, he's a really nice guy, All hail the coming of the Destroyer" "Wtf, Dave?"
by The5rings November 23, 2021
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Doing a Neil

Hey jonnys doing a neil
by ashan___ November 5, 2010
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Neil

Someone that says they are coming that doesn’t show up
Don’t do a Neil and not show up.

You going to Neil us this weekend?

Xxxxx “NEILED” us on the long weekend.
by anonymous October 26, 2020
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