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Elite ball knowledge

You know something that is lost to time, but you still remember it for some reason, that other may not remember or doesn't know at all.
Guy 1: Yo what about that snail?

Guy 2: You need elite ball knowledge to know it.
by cookuh May 24, 2025
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knowledge-whoring

Using the assertion of superior knowledge to derive status: The unworthy or corrupt use of one's knowledge for social gains.
"OMG! really? How could you not know how ignorant you are? Do you know how I know that your so ignorant? Because I knew that shit first! ya big ole' dummy!" - knowledge-whoring
by outlaw nips February 24, 2019
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forbidden knowledge

hey bro can i have some forbidden knowledge?”
“linux”
by tummytuesday July 18, 2023
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knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.
"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."
by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012
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Schrödingers Knowledge

The theory that you know everything until you ask a question.

Someone with Schrödingers Knowledge would never have asked any questions and has the brain of a rock
Person 1 “jimmy is really weird, he never does anything or says anything.”
Person 2 “That’s because Jimmy has Schrödingers knowledge. He knows everything there is to know until he asks a question.”
by Closet Gayng October 21, 2021
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