John

A complete absolute DICK HEAD who messes with your head and makes u fall in love with them and then you can't let go even though it feels like a thousand shards of glass sticking of your heart

John: I love you
Me: I love you too
John: jk bye
Olivia: *cries*

by Ooo la la! June 26, 2016

john

a boy that is pretty stupid and has a smoll penis :)

wow you are a john of a man

by you are a john July 27, 2020

John

John

I just Johned my pants

by buttchugger68 January 11, 2018

John

John Is a cool,Goofy,Very nice guy that can get girls but doubts his self on pulling one so he just doesn’t really talk to them but when finally finds the right girl He treasures her
- Materialistic

- Gods gift

-Kind soul

I wish John talked to me so we could get to know each other better and maybe get together

by Ego-Funk November 18, 2018

John

A very cute sexy nice smart guy who cares a lot for the ones he love and when you look in he's eyes you feel like you can tell him every thing on your mined💚💚 and he is the one that I love so back the fuck off girls he's mine

John

by Pokemon is where love is💚 March 10, 2017

John

John is one of the WORST insults you could call anyone.

Most people don’t know what it means, which is perfect. It means you’re fat, extremely ugly, annoying, lonely and a dumbass bitch so go ahead and call those skskskskrunchie loving freaks a John and then say: “if you don’t shut the fuck up right now I’m a skskskirt my foot up your ass”
You’re welcome😂

Girl 1: that guy just called me a John... what does that mean
Girl 2:😱

by Carebear2007 November 3, 2019

john

john 💖💖💗💗💗💗💖💟💕💝😻❣🥰😍♥♥💘💘💘💘💗💗💖

john

by Napolenmm June 21, 2021