When you haven't masterbated in a while and need to clean out your system.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
If not, your day will be spent staring at pictures and getting turned on by everything.
"I haven't masturbated in a while. I'm going to need to do a utility jerk if I want to get work done." ~ Mr. Regular
by fadumpt March 9, 2015
Get the utility jerkmug. di rasshole percosets with the jerk sauce
by Himmy Marley July 3, 2023
Get the Jerk Percmug. When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.
by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016
Get the Roller Jerkedmug. The act of masturbating.
by Candaster March 10, 2022
Get the catch a jerkmug. 
Get the choke jerkmug. When a group of males get together with the sole purpose to mutually masturbate and jerk-off together in the same room, car or outside area. This does not necessarily mean they are jerking each other off, or having sex, it could be a group of "straight" guys who get together to masturbate and cum. A group jerk is generally more than two guys (which is a jerk off bud). A group jerk or jerk off bud is also known as a form of male bonding.
"Want to join our group jerk tonight? We already have four others and there is space for two more".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".
"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
"I never miss the group jerk with my classmates, it's more fun to watch porn with others".
"Mike has the best group jerks at his apartment, since he has the biggest TV and best porn subscriptions".
"We had an unplanned group jerk in the car after lunch today, Tommy just started stroking so we all joined in. Fortunately i had a cum rag under the seat but my car wreaked when we finally got back to the office".
by JO Bud August 1, 2021
Get the Group jerkmug. The act of watching sad videos, reading sad stories, or thinking about sad events to force yourself to cry.
by MissLadySky June 20, 2016
Get the Tear-jerkingmug.