Facebook

It gives people depression.

Friend: Do you have depression?
Me: Of course I do. After all I use Facebook.

by KiLlLlLlLMeNoW February 21, 2017

Facebook

The hot shit for boomers and slow gen xers(and very slow millenials and insanely ironic zoomers). It's also Zuckerberg's spyware machine.

Hon, nobody under 30 uses Facebook

by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

facebooked

When a biased person tries to prevent you from expressing your opinion.

Mark: Good morning, your account has been suspended because you've violated our biased community standards.
Amr: Am I being facebooked?

by ASHSASHS October 22, 2023

Facebook

A cesspool of shit

Dude 4chan is such a Facebook

by Skhizy November 12, 2019

Facebook

A website where people post things about their personal lives to inform their friends and family of what is happening in their life/how they feel/ opinions.

"Today on Facebook, I posted a status about how angry I am that my mother made me do dishes."

by Sk8rchick94 January 10, 2012

facebook

Graveyard for dead friendships.

Try hiding your birthday on facebook, see if someone remembered.

by Rest In Pain December 30, 2018

Facebook

A website that allows you to stalk people you haven’t seen in years

“ I’ve been searching my old classmates names on Facebook.”

by Boneless watermelon September 4, 2019