situationship ex

Someone who you were once involved in a situationship with.

Bob: Really? It was that bad? You weren't even in a relationship with her.
Joe: Yeah. She's a situationship ex.

by bruh421 July 4, 2023

Sister Ex

Your ex's ex with whom you have become friends. The friendship starts out as a trauma bond, swapping stories and comparing notes on the dude's lies, cheating, and manipulative behavior, and evolves into a genuine sisterhood.

I'm getting together with my Sister Ex on his birthday to wish him a year of pain and misery.

My sister ex confirmed he was cheating on her with me when we met.

by ElJanel November 6, 2023

unofficial ex

Someone who you never really verbally had the chance to break up with (probably due to lack to technology or secrecy) where distance and/or random event caused an unexpected split.

"My parents decided to move out of the country short and notice. I wanted to call and tell my girlfriend but the phone had already been disconnected. I never got the chance to officially break up with her and didn't really want to. So technically she's my unofficial ex. I found her on Facebook....she's now married with 3 kids."

by LadyMurasaki December 28, 2013

yo ex

Yo bitchy as ex who wont fuckin leave you alone and wants to have sex and get back together.
Fuck yo ex bro

Who's houses you at
Yo exs

by Jojo cya bitch June 15, 2019

Ho-Ex

Wife divorced for fucking around and lying about it. Only to it again.

Yo,SaJa repeatly been steppin out on her man and eatin a beef sandwich with mayo and is now a HO-Ex after her husband ended the marriage.

by Precious Baby June 14, 2008

ex blues

That feeling you get when you start thinking about one of your exes or THE ex, you know the one who you saw a future with but just ended up breaking your heart.

"I've been thinking about Alex all day. I think I got the ex blues."

by Mr. Beaverhausen January 7, 2014

Ex-boyfriend

A small-dick cuntface who you wish was no longer alive. They promised you they would never leave you and would love you forever and wanted to be with you for the rest of their lives and then they dumped you the next day and moved on like a year and a half intimate relationship was nothing.

He's also the person you secretly still love and would take back in a heartbeat.

My ex-boyfriend broke up with me over stupid things

by fuckyourself520 July 9, 2015