dirty derek

when a woman is performing oral sex on a man while he is defecating on another omans chest

dude i totally dirty dereked those two babes last night

by drexrock August 5, 2008

Derek Shaffer

A god loving citizen, who loves hot air ballon rides and tabby cats. This man is one with Jesus Christ and has never commited a sin. On weekends he volunteers at a soup kitchen and plays dominos with senior citizens. He prefers christen rock, and you will occasionally see him rocking out to Boy George in his yellow VW Bug. He is a closet homosexual, but will never admit it because he is a chirsten.

I want to be a good person like Derek Shaffer.
He is gay like Derek Shaffer

by jessZILLA August 8, 2009

Derek Chauvin

An motherfucker whom killed George Floyd by kneeling on his neck until he died. He should rot in the deepest level of hell. R.I.P. George Floyd.

Me: Hey, who's that guy that killed George Floyd?
My Friend: Derek Chauvin. He killed that poor guy just because he was black and used a fake $20 bill.

by Derek Chauvin definition April 7, 2021

derek jou

person that's much cooler than a kuan

derek jou owns kuan in coolness

by Derek Jou May 16, 2010

Derek-Greene

A poorly built, slow witted boy who somehow has the strange impression that people enjoy his company, when in reality they want to push him down a flight of stairs and cut ever single mop-hair on his small head.

I hope Joshua knows he's acting like a Derek-Greene when he tries talking to those ladies.

by VanBurenMan January 19, 2011

Derek Sims

A singer / actor / celebutante.

...and the Oscar goes to Derek Sims!

by Derek Sims May 23, 2008

Derek Chauvin

The reason George Floyd is dead, no matter who else was behind or benefitted from George Floyd's death.

Derek Chauvin was the one who's actions caused George Floyd's premature death.

by Solid Mantis April 17, 2021