David

has a short dick and is ugly and has ligma

david has ligma.

by 21001 February 26, 2019

David

David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.

Stop being a David

by Ask.Me June 7, 2018

David

David usually has a big booty and likest to put on makeup and also has a short temper.

David is so annoying

by Jsjv April 16, 2019

David

Usually a dirty Mexican who can’t pronounce his words correctly. He is very short compared to his friends and is unsocial around new people. He can’t seem to find a girlfriend no matter how hard he tries and is always depressed about it.

Hey David, why so lonely?

by BoshBoiken March 3, 2020

davide

Commonly known as a repulsive Italian ranga with a freakish amount of body hair in places where hair is not meant to be. similar to that of a orangutang found in any zoo. Obviously this davide has never heard of deoderant and thinks he is such a great "ladies man" and soccer player when in fact he is neither. And probably has never heard of a razor.

"oh my god i was at party last night where some davide tried to slip a roofie in my drink'

i met this stranger in a public bathroom he totally reminded me of a davide.

i cant believe people actually pretend to like him, he is such a typical davide.

by HUNG LIKE A BLACK MAN June 17, 2009

David

David is a bitch with no souls and sucks dick every where.

ugh George is such a David

by George Guerrero December 7, 2016

David

Derived from the Latin word Davidinthian, a David is a Norse creature commonly found in it's natural habitat of Norway and can commonly be found in paintings. A David has the ability to screech so loud it scares all its predators within a 17 mile radius. A David is commonly believed to be born in the underworld and is usually summoned via some kids in a school basement. The average height of a full grown David is about 26ft in demon form and 6’3” in human form. If you come across a David of this kind, you will know because it will have no sense of basic interaction and it might yell at you and initiate it’s attack. If you so happen to be in this situation, spray it with frog urine as it is allergic.

That David over there won’t stop yelling.

by Tellerofallhistoricaltruths September 11, 2020