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daisy guajardo

is a hoe a girl who sucks to much dick
daisy guajardo is the hoe of raymondville
by fuieigaieswrfbefbgw May 2, 2018
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whoops-a-daisy

the act of purposely ejaculating inside of a female, despite her clear instructions for you not to do so, then pretending it was an accident.
see also Simcoe Salmon Swim
Mac - "hey man...go give that broad a whoops-a-daisy"
C'lins - "will do, good sir"
.....later that night

C'lins - "ahhhhhh, fuck that was good"
Broad - "what? did you just cum inside of me? i told you not to!"
C'lins - "ummmmm, don't worry baby, i'm drunk"
by NotTheFather123 October 13, 2006
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fucks-a-daisy

1. A unique charity set up to solve all the world's problems in a single hour - all donations will be returned to sender with more

2. A self-help web site for pregnant teenagers

3. Exclamation used to acknowledge a mistake or accident

4. DESIRE baby DESIRE yeah yeah yeah
1. Give a fuck, support fucks-a-daisy day

2. Up the (David) duff? Wasn't intended? We can help you out love

3. Oh for fucks-a-daisy, I lost me marbles

4. Ouch
by Betsylew April 17, 2010
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daisy-chain

v : connect devices on a part of a chip or circuit board in a computer
Certain game controllers have a “pass-through” gameport connector, which allows you to connect two controllers to a single gameport. These controllers are known as a daisy-chained gameport device. Another example includes Glade Plug-In with additional outlet
by KinCryos January 14, 2004
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Picking daisies

Code talk for smoking weed, usually said to avoid attention from parents, teachers, etc. Also, a vase is a bong and getting an allergic reaction is getting super high.
Hugh: Hey Cain, are we still picking daisies at your crib Friday night?

Cain: Hell yeah, man, I'll have my vase and maybe we'll get allergic reactions.

Teacher: WTF???
by Carlos Muthafuckin' Santana November 1, 2010
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crispy daisy

when you came on a girls tits and it dries, you create a crispy daisy.
he did a big ol crispy daisy on me last night
by cuckereno020 October 11, 2017
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Daisy

Daisy the biggest bitch of all she does is suck dick and wants to get bf all day bro like if you meet her don’t fall in love She will suck you small thing very bad
Dude your dating daisy
Ya dude
Dude your dead she is the worst
by Robot24 May 16, 2018
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