Crop Spraying

The art of walking to the other end of the office to pass wind.

Claire - there’s a really unpleasant smell at the other end of the office

Rob - Claire, stop crop spraying. Nobody wants to smell your bum.

by StumpyBob January 8, 2021

Crop dusting

The act of a girl fuming in your urethra.

She gave me a crop dusting last night after she sucked the soul out of my cock

by jelkinboy584 March 11, 2022

harvesting the crops

slurping up crap

he was harvesting the crops in the washroom

by hello1213141516 November 28, 2018

crop picking

To specifically target an individual or group for a fart based on reprisal

Lame ass group keeps playin mnm I'm crop picking these fools

by mcnazty May 29, 2023

crop liver

Someone who makes a stupid/silly mistake or typo. Comes from the pet site Neopets.

He is total crop liver.

by HCer February 25, 2010

crop dusting

Farting while walking. Usually to avoid blame. Since walking creates a substantial pocket of air to in your wake, it also helps to wave your hand in front of your anus to allow the fart to escape this vortex.

While on my way to the bathroom, I was almost caught crop dusting the office. To dissipate the smell, I causally waved my hand in front of my anus to allow the fart to escape the vortex.

by jawz101 February 5, 2019

miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.

"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"

by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023