Crop-Blocked

A possible side effect of dating someone who enjoys gardening, Crop-Block occurs when your significant other/crush uses their garden as a means to avoid sex, a date, or spending time together.

Jon: "Hey, wanna catch that new movie?"
Jane: "Oh, um... I gotta... Water my petunias!"
Jon:" Did I seriously get Crop-Blocked?"

by Mausie August 21, 2015

Crop-top

To be circumcised.

Owen doesn't wear a turtle neck
He's rockin that crop-top

by jkatcorn April 02, 2021

crop top

legless Dom

I found a crop top for you

by monke drip boi October 04, 2022

Crop Top

a top that is definitely against the dress code, but nobody cares. (Except THAT ONE TEACHER, as well as THAT ONE SUB.)

That one teacher: "Hey, you cant wear that crop top here!"
girl: "AND!?!?"

by I KAN SPEL June 13, 2022

Crop Sales

The process of greeting and farting on a customer simultaneously. An anti-salesman's approach used to make unwanted customers leave.

Fred used the crop sales method to get those people in and out of the store with godspeed.

by @5kur August 20, 2012

crop chopper

a term used to describe someone who is boring or a workaholic

"jeeze, i cant believe steve blew us off to go fishing"
"yeah, that guy is such a crop chopper"

"i hate having that leon guy in our group. he's indifferent about everything."
"i know, what a crop chopper"

by dagreatdane4 July 02, 2009

Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone

To install a cable, especially a low voltage cable. Often done above ceilings or under specialty floors.
See also: Crop Dust a Dinosaur Bone in a Suit of Armor.

There is not enough on the spool to Crop Dust A Dinosaur Bone that far.

by HateStain May 07, 2025