Cow Patting

This is where you take a s%^t on the womans chest, and then all of a sudden... grab a flip flop and smash it up all over her.

Jimmy: I cow patted her last night...
James: :-\ thats horrible! (cow patting, not her)

by MilitantS7even September 5, 2010

Jeely Cow

An explanatory statement used as an elevated replacement of holy cow, but only be uttered when experiencing something really fucking surprising

*Gretchen burns her house to the ground*

John: Jeely cow Gretchen

by Lizmorg December 19, 2021

cows moosic

literally the best place to go for music tutorials. she is a guitar tutorial youtuber.

"Yo cows moosic just posted, i can be happy with life now"

by the 360 September 3, 2022

Cow squaggle

A cow squaggle is smaller than a cow puddle. It is used to describe a group of less than 20 cows spaced fairly far apart. Usually in some sort of line.

Lexie: Look over there!
Matt: Gee, it’s a cow squaggle!

by Cowgirl28 May 5, 2021

Cow cod

Cod - a small, pouch or bag (rare) the scrotum (also in plural).

In Jamaican this refers to the balls/scrotums of a cow.

Some like the good old cow cod soup and some don't.

by Tropical Rythms December 6, 2021

Cow Thug

When shit goes sideways.

Cow thug happened and then Michael Mauk was fired.

by Dr. Butter MacBean September 30, 2022

cow rider

A person who rides a cow in thier spare time most commonly used as a insult to culchies

“Shut up townie” “fuck of u cow rider”

by Cowrider38746381 September 28, 2020