Monkey Cars

Hood version of Monkey Bars. Instead of being in a playground, Monkey Cars are Ghetto Cruisers, parking in the middle of street, with the doors open. Also, can have trunk, sunroof and hood open. Sometimes 1, but most of the time, 2 or 3 in a row, effectively blocking the street. Monkey Cars are then covered in local Jamokes and Brohemians climbing over them, in and out of them, on them or over them. Usually several dozen congregate in the pile. Usually in the group are a few break dancing hoodlums whirling to the deafening boom of an 808 kick drum.

Fuck, we can't get thru this street, there 3 Monkey Cars in the middle of the road, and they're having their own block party.

by ShiniGami666 June 9, 2008

car creep

The tendency for a vehicle with an automatic transmission to "creep" forward when you let off the brake without giving any gas.

I had to let my car creep through stop and go traffic.

by Corey_Faure August 16, 2016

Fish Car

Fish Car is a plushie created by Itemlabel.com. It was their first plush to be ever made. It has inspired their logo, as it being a fish.

Fish Car is a plush produced by Itemlabel.com .

by mjv2011 July 12, 2021

Car hell

A word used when you’re in a car but the AC barely works and your hot as hell.

Danny: Oh my god, I’m in car hell! I need to get my AC fix.

by Citorealia July 5, 2018

car poor

Having an insanely high car payment that prevents you from doing anything that costs even a miniscule amount of money and prevents you from eating anything other than top ramen.

Friend: "hey man, want to go out tonight and score some ladies?"

Me: "nah, I'm car poor right now. I had to pay my $687 dollar car note." "I gotta go, I got to put some top ramen in the microwave before my power gets cut off".

by Angrylegos November 20, 2014

art car

a drivable vehicle that has been adorned, painted and/or modified to express some sort of artistic expression. These are usually cars that are covered with anything from beads and mirrors to toys and doll parts, but are only limited by the creator's imagination. See also mutant vehicle.

Hey did you see that art car parked down on the street? IT has an actual lawn on the hood and trunk and a flower garden on the roof.

by Tony Tohono June 19, 2007

Car Aids

When your car has a series of undiagnosed problems that keep happening and then causes the car to die....

I enjoyed driving my car until it developed car aids and died

by Wordmasterturd June 30, 2016