skin cancer

n.

what white people (generally women) subject themselves to every time they migrate in large flocks to tanning beds and such

Usually surfaces as a irregular, disgusting moles

*Overly tanned, burnt white woman walks up to a black woman*

White woman: Look, I'm darker than you!

Black woman: True, but at least my color doesn't go away and I won't die of skin cancer, bitch...

by ~Ebony~ December 15, 2008

cancer random

An unreputable individual

He says he will pay me back. I don't believe it, he's a cancer random

by midnightsun56 May 7, 2020

cancers and libra

cancers and libras get along so well , they are just perfect for each other, a libra is an out going loud person who is always there for you when a cancer is a sensitive kinda shy person, but put them together and you’ll laugh with them for hours,

cancers and libra

girl 1:they are so cute together, what’s there signs?
girl 2:he’s a cancer and she’s a libra

girl 1:that explains it

by ivy smith April 2, 2021

bowel cancer

always in those roblox stories on tik tok with subway surfers in the bg where the persons stomach hurts real bad the shit starts coming out their ass like a damn machine gun and then they act like nothing happened

mia: my stomach really hurts...
doctor: poop in here were gonna take a sample to see whats going on
mia: HOLY SHIT
*shit shooting out like a machine gun*
mia: anyways i have bowel cancer

by ninaur November 16, 2022

Marshall's Cancer

Cancer that cant be cured at all.

You are infected with Marshall's Cancer your not going to die but now your a noob at minecraft and fortnite like Ninja's Ligma.

by Dashie tribe May 8, 2019

half cancer

When one has half of their head shaved and has the uncontrollable urge to wiggle their fingers fast.

Sorry! My half cancer is acting up

by Astreet13 February 3, 2017

Ear cancer

A type of cancer that is caused by listening to nicks music.

I lost my hearing because I contracted ear cancer from listening to nicks playlist

by Zacdastan May 28, 2017