blast a cig

Smoking a cigarette very fucking quickly. Usually on a break at work or between smoking bowls/blunts.

You: Blast a cig?
Me: Bet.

20 secs later...

You: Slow down! That cherry looks like a light saber!!
Me: Well shit, you're just now lighting up?

by SmopeDoker May 31, 2011

Blast pipe

When you put a potato up your bum and push really hard

Jesse is really playing with the blast pipe tonight

by Lolwotkarnt August 15, 2016

Blast Shat

To ferociously shoot diarrhea or shit from the anal part of your body and die.

"An old lady was driving and blast shat herself and died"

by Waisian March 30, 2017

Winky Blast

When you bust a nut for the first time!

General term for busting a nut

Bro, my winky got BLASTED last night.

Oliver’s New Motto:
“Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass, winky blast”

by Tinkiwinkyblaster69 February 28, 2020

tarzan blasting

Tarzan blasting is when a man or women are hanging from trees whilst they are finger blasting each other whilst they are having sex.

man: do u wanna go tarzan blasting

women: YASSSS
man: alright lets find a tree then

by King Smurf November 13, 2018

jefferson blast

It originates from the episode of South Park called The Jeffersons. In this episodes a new person moves into South Park who is supposed to be Michael Jackson in disguise. This new person is called Michael Jefferson. Mr. Jefferson likes to sing and makes these sounds: hee hee (said in a very high voice), jikjamona, jahmone, jikjabeejerka. So a Jefferson blast is when you make any of these sounds at random periods in time.

Person 1- Inside the core of the sun hydrogen-

Person 2- HEE HEE
Person 1- god dammit Elliot. Will u quit doing Jefferson blasts!

by poopy butt November 12, 2015

bazooka blast

when you bouta end a bitch life

i swear to god when she told me that shit i wanted to bazooka blast that hoe

by blondie1041 January 16, 2017