Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
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fuck bend

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
by Rayven00 March 30, 2021
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The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022
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The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
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Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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Barnyard Bend

Country term for a curved cock.
That guy’s dick is bent. He’s got the old barnyard bend!
by Westhebartender March 15, 2024
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Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"
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by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009
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