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Bend The Cheese

A saying for when someone destroys a very delicate process; see sabotage

Verb conjugation follows “to bend”
Man: He tried to land a theeesome with his girlfriend and her best friend, but he just HAD to bend the cheese on it

Man2: Oh man, that sucks. He should have been more careful.
by FourBoysOneVan February 20, 2019
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Chinese Straw Bending

(N.) A competition friends do. They all get erections from looking at pornography then compete to see who can bend their penis the most.
“Any of you guys for a round of Chinese straw bending?”
by Skippy von Butters June 18, 2018
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waist bending

A version of head banging for folks who are getting too old to go nuts. Gives your neck and knees a break while still raging!
When I was younger headband ingredients was cool and I would break my fucking neck to Excision, now I am older I practice waist bending!
by Warpy927 August 3, 2018
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Cola Bend

by Suhiimii February 15, 2019
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Bend over and I’ll show you

Literally can answer any question no matter what it is
10 year old) “Papa, how does sex work?”
Dad) “Bend over and I’ll show you”
by Am Gay Boi March 22, 2019
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Mud Bending

When someone deficates on another person without being conscious of doing it to someone.
Person 1: How was that music festival?

Person 2: It was mostly rad, until I saw this really messed up chick mud bending on my third best friend Chadley.

person 1: Eww that is so gross!

person 2: Tell that to my third best friend Chadley.
by Bedroom Buddha December 5, 2019
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