Majestic beard

Beard growth showing impressive beauty and impressing all the people around it.
It's so impressive you just want to touch it and yes it will bring you luck.

Hey dude, can I touch your majestic beard I need the luck??

by Braam October 9, 2014

Darin Beard

Kind of cool...and kind of gay all at the same time.
Can be shortened to DB

Dude the fact that you have a pink shirt with Chuck Norris on it makes you a total Darin Beard.

by Muchaco March 22, 2010

beard of allah

A big black hairy snatch

Similar in appearance at least perceptually to the infamous black beard of Muslim deity , Allah .

The muff on her was big black and bushy .
A proper beard of Allah

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

half beard

n. facial hair that is about half the length required to be a full beard.

LG: You aren't looking so professional in your polo today.
DK: That's quite a professional half beard you're sporting.
LG: Really? I was just being lazy.

by dkizzle September 15, 2007

catnip beard

A man's beard that is so attractive women (or men) cannot control their impulse to touch, stroke, or rub themselves against it, similar to how cats find catnip irresistible.

Foley's got a real catnip beard; whenever I see him I just can't keep my hands off of it!

by figurista June 7, 2014

cooter beard

A cooter beard is a mustache/goatee combo that connects and resembles a 1970s vagina, crudely referred to as a cooter.

In an disturbing grooming trend, more and more men are sporting the cooter beard.

by Navinger March 6, 2020

beard horizon

The point in beard growth when the length is beyond stubble or stylishly short fuzz, and a decision must be made to trim, shave, or let it grow.

A secondary characteristic of many beard horizons is, as the length becomes more noticeable, it can become more distracting or annoying...such as with moustache hair that curls over the upper lip, or chin hair that is frequently messed with.

This douchey chinstrap is gettin' kind of burly...think I've hit beard horizon.

Hey, Justin...your carefully cultuvated "fashionably unkempt" party stubble is turning into a full-blown hipster face-wig. I think you blew past beard horizon some time during a weekend PBR bender.

by lordjupiter December 9, 2012