Mats is a guy who would absolutely violate you in bed. He is the strongest and smartes species of male humans you can find. Every Mats has a big penis, the size can be compared to a baseball bat or a 1.5 Liter sized cock. When you see a Mats you will instantly be dripping wet as if you just came.
Mats: Hey, my name is...
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
Girl: IS IT MATS?!
Mats: Yes, is it because you can see my third leg?
Girl: Sex?
by Yellowskin rizz September 7, 2023
Get the Matsmug. by Awes December 30, 2017
Get the mat coirmug. by Rustybuffalo January 5, 2023
Get the New door matmug. Proper Noun
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.
Something extreme or paranormal. Originated in the southern Swedish accent as a slang word. Things that are extreme are worded as Mats' possesion.
by altsadetejutre May 20, 2024
Get the Matsmug. A “designer” name for the out-of-town bargain Matalan store to make it sound that little bit more up market. See also Primarni.
by DAS24 April 29, 2022
Get the mat alanmug. When you're so sexually aroused during a hand job that your penis rolls. This is called rolling my mat.
by Marie Fallon April 27, 2017
Get the roll my matmug. 