testicles

the round spheres that all boys such as Frankie Muniz have; they are there for people to knee, kick, bite, and punch

Please knee me in my testicles.

by Danny December 12, 2003

testicle festival

see urbandictionary.com

yay!

by nutsack June 11, 2003

Toronto Testicle Tap

When you submerge your hand in icy water until it is nearly frozen. Then you lightly tap someone's testicles with your hand.

Oh man, I just spent last night with some Canadian girl. She started things off with a toronto testicle tap. It totally killed the mood. I don't know what was up with her.

by RougeLeader13 August 27, 2006

Testicle Diddler

One who inserts their testicles into a child's anus.

That man is a testicle diddler. Look out!

by JazzJ May 28, 2011

testiclats

Testicals to the fullest, testiclats generaly used to describe bigger then average testiclats.

"She went straight for the testiclats"

by thisisretardedasshit October 29, 2005

testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys

A Checklist before you leave home or before leave your lover's lyre

he said, "testicles, specticles, watch wallet and keys", oh my glasses, what did i do with my glasses ? ? ?"

by Herman45 December 25, 2010

Testicle Rape

When a guy stands over top a girl (who is laying down on their back) and the guy dangles his testicles in her face and the repeatedly punches himself in the balls.

Dude 1: Dude i totally testicle raped someone!

Dude 2: wtf? why would you do that?!

Dude 1: I dont know, but now i need some ice.

by Huester666 May 29, 2011